Hey, douche- yes, you, with the cable-ties.

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That's right, Douchebag McTwatNozzle. I'm talking to you. PUT. THE FUCKING. CABLE TIES. DOWN.

Don't make me fucking come over there.

Yes, that's right, I'm talking to you. The shithead who produced a giant bag of VGA cables and DVI-VGA adapters (and, inexplicably, VGA-DVI adapters) from who fucking knows where so you could plug them into every fucking monitor onsite that had both DVI and VGA jacks onboard - and then haphazardly plugged as many DVI and VGA cables as you possibly could into a random selection of every jack you could find on each computer, then just left the rest to dangle free. THEN PUT A CABLE TIE TIGHTENED DOWN SO FAR AS TO LEAVE SCARS IN THE CABLES, EVERY FUCKING THREE INCHES, ALL THE WAY DOWN the clusterfuck you created. All without so much as turning the machines on to see, hey, do these fucking things even light up. Protip: they don't.

Yeah, you. No, there's nobody standing behind you, and if there was, they sure as shit wouldn't have pulled the same retarded shit you just spent the last three hours of your life pulling.

Seriously. I WILL KILL YOU.