Remember
Evita The Crackhead?
SHE JUST WALKED OUT OF HERE FOR THE VERY LAST TIME!!!*dizzy with joy*
She came up behind me and said, "Alan, I won't be seeing you any more."
I tried not to explode with happiness and said...
Me: Try not to lose any sleep over that.
Her: Over what? (Oh jesus she is going to bring the moron right up to the very last second!)
Me: *blink* Over not seeing me any more.
Her: Oh! I won't. (Nice, I thought. Now get the fuck OUT.)
And get the fuck out she did! DRINKS ARE ON ME, PEOPLE!!!!