*sigh*

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

User comes to IT.

"Printer is jammed. Or out of paper. Or something."

... OK, could you be just a little more vague?

I wander over to the printer. Display reads "13.20 paper jam".

I start to open the printer.

WiseArse: "It's out of paper"
Me: *furklefurklecheckcheck* "No, it's a jam"
WiseArse: "No, it just needs paper!"
Me: *checkcheckfurkleclonk* "Nope. Jam."
Me: *pulls out crumpled piece of paper*
WiseArse: " " (silence)
Me: *smug*

Turns out there were only a few sheets of paper left in the printer, which just goes to show. Not sure *what* it shows, but it definitely shows *some*thing!

(no subject)

[darkrosetiger.livejournal.com]

Is it really that difficult to wait until you've finished eating before calling the help desk? It's hard to figure out what your problem is if I can't understand you through the carrots.