THEY DID IT AGAIN ZOMG

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stupid walter

[dreamofmyrage.livejournal.com]

Get Hooked Internet Chat Support Goddess


Dear Walter.

You are incompetent beyond words. How you managed to even get to the chat interface is beyond me. I have spent the last 40 minutes trying to get you to sign into Member Services. You do not read, you do not follow instructions. You didn't listed to anything you were told yesterday by my incompetent co-worker (but that's another community)
Why would you waste both my time and yours? YOU contacted ME for help. So damn well listen! But no, that would be to hard. Why not screw my handle time for the day? Thank fucking spaghetti monster you took long enough the chat timed out and I could close it. I don't feel bad for not giving you any warning this last time. Considering through the 40 minutes I spent telling you what to do and explaining the difference between Member Services and email... like 10 times! And then every time I offer to create the email address you ignore me until the very last minute. Well Fuck you Buttercup if you chat back I'm dropping you immediately. I can't handle that much stupid today.

Regards,

Your pissed off tech support

There is only 6 more hours left in this day, then it's my weekend and birthday! My toes are crossed the rest of my chats aren't like this. My head might explode.

Sometimes I really gotta wonder about this place.

[xforge.livejournal.com]

Makes you wonder about how professional your co-workers are, when something like this happens:

Last week I was informed that the Marketing department is going to get rid of all the older Macs in the department and upgrade a bunch of people to all-new systems. So I take an inventory of systems and parts, and I go get two of the machines and pull out the DVD-RW drives so that when they dispose of the machines they won't be disposing of practically-brand-new drives that they can actually do something with. At 5:30 on Friday I'm still in the middle of drive switching and doing wipeout/reinstall OS on the machines so they'll be all secure and ready to go out the door. The two DVD-RWs are sitting on my desk, one atop the other.

Today I come in, pick up the top drive and swap it into another old Mac, so that I can use the Tiger install DVD to do the wipeout/reinstall. Except it won't go into the drive sled on the Mac, because it has 2 little black screws in each side. Because it's a CD drive that's been pulled from one of the HP desktop machines the company uses.

Yeah.

Someone just walked right the f*ck into my cubicle and took a DVD-RW drive that didn't belong to them, installed it in their own computer and left their old unit in its place.

It's just unbelievable to me that people would do such a thing, but I guess I shouldn't really be surprised when someone named Bob puts a lunch box into the fridge that says BOB'S LUNCH on it, and then comes back at 1 p.m. and someone who's not Bob has eaten it all. Still, these people are f*cking barbarians, and not in a good way either. Shit!!

(xposted my journal, coworkers_suck, techsupport