ROFLMAO

[ke4peo.livejournal.com]

One of my coworkers just got a call from a customer who stated -

"I can't installate the installation."

*dies*

(no subject)

[thesawg.livejournal.com]

If you pay thirty bucks a month for Internet service, it is about 4cents an hour. So, when there is an hour long outage and you are demanding to be compensated for the time you are off-line, don't be surprised if you don't get anything, or much of anything. Luckily that isn't my department to tell you that. Also, I don't care how much money you claimed you lost from your "online poker" game, we are not going to give you that "thousand dollars" you think we owe you because you think you lost it from your game, no matter how much you bitch and whine.. But I will laugh at you after you hang up the call.