Filk - the upgrade craze

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

(x-posted to own journal)

Executives and CEOs, they caught the upgrade craze;
They spurned as 'old' the systems that had served them many days;
They called to arms the managers who thought they had a stake;
They talked up all the features that were there for features' sake.
And as the meeting finished up, they wondered what they'd bought -
( But hey, if there were problems they could call IT Support. )