first call, already got the quote of the day

[200iso.livejournal.com]

"I gave the boots to the computer."

Yes, its always the ISP's fault...

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

Some days! UGH!

“I have 4 computers with a router, and 3 of them are working. I talked to the router company and they said everything is fine so they noted that it’s a internet service problem.”

My response: “Hmm, Ok. How do you figure?”

Customer: “Uh, uh…I don’t know.”

Got you, you stupid f*s! :)

/rant

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[andrewx.livejournal.com]

I'm actually surprised this wasn't a customer..

To get to me, you've got to get through 3-5 menu prompts,
all the while being given company-identifying, as well as
industry-identifying, recorded messages. "Thank you for
calling (company name), offering (what we do). If you know
the extention of the (yadda yadda), or press 1 for sales, 2
for technical support, (yadda yadda)."

When this guy finally gets to me, he says,
"Um, I think I have the wrong number.. This isn't a restraunt?"

...*headdesk*...