Let's play pass the buck.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Ya know what pisses me off?

When the hundred-and-twenty-nine zillion I.T. project groups that churn out their own little digital mathoms decide that they should have a contact number in their app in case an end-user has a question.

And that the contact in question should not be anyone who can support the project, or even knows that the project exists, but instead should be the generic I.T. Helpdesk number.

"My screen is saying to call you." Is it, now. And that application is what, exactly? No, I've never heard of it. It's not in our list of supported in-house software. We have no idea what you're talking about, or who to call about it.

Oh, when you DO find out who wrote it, please kill them for us, plskthx.

High School Yearbook

[jayrtfm.livejournal.com]

i work as a tech at a NYC public high school. I need to write something to go with my picture in the yearbook.
The teacher in charge has already told me it has to be more than just "RTFM"
Any suggestions?