There must be a logical explanation

[harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com]

This morning my girlfriend's father asked me to fix the Kindle App on his iPad. I did.

And learned that the only ebook he owns is Fifty Shades of Grey.

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[ravan.livejournal.com]

Oh, ick! My condolences.

[ssha.livejournal.com]

Clearly he didn't know what it was when he downloaded it. He'd just heard it mentioned a lot.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

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+1 insightful

[dave-iii.livejournal.com]

Don't think about it, forget you ever saw it. This is one of those H.P. Lovecraft "Man Was Not Meant To Know" things, dwelling on it will only drive you mad.

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How much SAN do you lose when you read it?

[dave-iii.livejournal.com]

How much SAN? ALL THE SAN. That's how much SAN.

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I think I have some forms to check in at the Arkham Asylum ;-)

[boomshesaid.livejournal.com]

ugh god. my younger sister is obsessed with it, it hurts my heart because she is so smart and awesome.

[ssha.livejournal.com]

I have learned, for the final time, not to take my sister's advice. She's the one who insisted I'd like Twilight, and even bought me the books for Christmas a few years ago.

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Don't ask the question if you don't want to know the answer.