Just saying....

[emt-hawk.livejournal.com]

OK. If you're talking to me, don't stand there waving a half-eaten ice-cream novelty around. The odds of my actually paying attention to you are reduced based on the number of ice-cream novelties in my hands. Just saying.

Correction to formula
Percentage of Hawk's Attention==(number of ice cream novelties in my hand)*.05

--Hawk

Comments

[spaz-own-joo.livejournal.com]

Actually, I've just now decided that tickets will be prioritized on the basis of which issue came accompanied with the tastiest treats.

[emt-hawk.livejournal.com]

Makes absolute sense.

I have, in the past notified customers that if they want my attention during times of business, they need to leave a bottle of diet pepsi on my desk.

--Hawk

[azurelunatic]

Half-eaten does seem to make it more likely to dribble, if waved vigorously.

[emt-hawk.livejournal.com]

It does, and she's this six-foot-blonde viking chick...

Unfortunately, she also has a habit of wanting mutually exclusive things, like Office 2000, Office 2003, Office 2007, and Office 2010, all installed on the same Windows XP instance, and expecting me to do her programming work for her, since she doesn't know what she's doing. And panicking faster than I consider necessary. But she is decorative.

--Hawk

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

pics or she didn't happen :P