techrecovery | Conversation with a user of our RF scanners:

Me: "What's your id?" (his gun was frozen, and I needed to kick him off the system)

Starfish: "But I wasn't logged in!"

M: *slow blink* "But you were at the 'open distribution' screen, not the login screen."

S: "But I wasn't logged in!"

M: "Then whose ID is logged in on this scanner?"

S: "No, see, I TRIED to log in, but it doesn't work."

M: "No, see, you're LOGGED IN NOW. This is not the login screen. You need to be logged in to access this function (or any function, for that matter). YOU ARE LOGGED IN."

S: *shrug*

ETA: And after I eventually pried his id out of him, YES he was the one logged in.

For the love of God, Montresor.

I feel the need to bathe now, for fear the willful stupidity is contagious.