grarrrrrrrrrrrrrg.
May. 3rd, 2004 10:05 pmerg.
today, most of my calls went like this:
Me: "Thank you for calling _____ Business Technical Support, may I have your name please?"
Cust: "OH YOU'RE THERE WHY DID YOU HAVE ME ON HOLD I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR NEARLY THREE HOURS -"
Me: "I apologize about the wait -"
Cust: "What did you want? My computer is messing up and I can't get online and I've been waiting for so long. Now what is going on?"
Me: "of course. Could I have your express service code?"
Cust: "BLAHBLAHBLAH now yadda yadda -"
Me: "Ok, while I'm pulling up your information, I'll let you know that the reason why you had to wait so long is a new virus that exploits a windows weakness came out this past weekend -"
Cust: "Yeah yeah I heard it on the phone but I can't possibly have the virus, cause I run NORTON!"
Me: "Ok, now do you download and install the windows critical updates?"
Cust: "The...uh...the what??!"
and this is the point where i happily tell them that a virus is out of HARDWARE'S scope of support, search for the offending file, and give them web addresses to fix it themselves. boy, do i hate whoever made the sasser worm...because i have to deal with these punks.
i actually welcomed calls that involved actual hardware problems...i didn't want to let my one no POST call of the day go! it was the only IT guy i talked to all day, and was almost in tears by the time his phone disconnected, because i knew, just KNEW that when i got my next call, it'd be the sasser. and it was. sad, sad day.
today, most of my calls went like this:
Me: "Thank you for calling _____ Business Technical Support, may I have your name please?"
Cust: "OH YOU'RE THERE WHY DID YOU HAVE ME ON HOLD I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR NEARLY THREE HOURS -"
Me: "I apologize about the wait -"
Cust: "What did you want? My computer is messing up and I can't get online and I've been waiting for so long. Now what is going on?"
Me: "of course. Could I have your express service code?"
Cust: "BLAHBLAHBLAH now yadda yadda -"
Me: "Ok, while I'm pulling up your information, I'll let you know that the reason why you had to wait so long is a new virus that exploits a windows weakness came out this past weekend -"
Cust: "Yeah yeah I heard it on the phone but I can't possibly have the virus, cause I run NORTON!"
Me: "Ok, now do you download and install the windows critical updates?"
Cust: "The...uh...the what??!"
and this is the point where i happily tell them that a virus is out of HARDWARE'S scope of support, search for the offending file, and give them web addresses to fix it themselves. boy, do i hate whoever made the sasser worm...because i have to deal with these punks.
i actually welcomed calls that involved actual hardware problems...i didn't want to let my one no POST call of the day go! it was the only IT guy i talked to all day, and was almost in tears by the time his phone disconnected, because i knew, just KNEW that when i got my next call, it'd be the sasser. and it was. sad, sad day.
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Date: 2004-05-03 08:24 pm (UTC)Me: "Ma'am, do you have any important data to back up?"
Cust: "...why?"
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Date: 2004-05-03 09:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-04 09:55 am (UTC)so while we were talking to customers about the virus, it was rumored *we* had been hit with it.
Silly techs, they were really just updating and patching our systems without telling us, and taking us offline to be safe.
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Date: 2004-05-04 09:55 am (UTC)It's bound to happen though. With about 4000 windows machines on the network its just got to happen.
*sigh*
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Date: 2004-05-04 11:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-04 12:53 pm (UTC)After we got hit with Blaster I've been pushing "DO YOUR DAMN UPDATES" every chance I've gotten.
Not to mention every time I have a user on the phone "While you're on check this in Symantec Antivirus" and having them set it to do automatic weekly or daily updates. I also have them set it to automatically do the Windows Critical Updates (as in automatically download the updates and then prompt to reboot the system) depending on the user.
Seems to be working out well though it's really sad that the only way to get people to do this stuff is to automate it . . .