I Hate Doctors

[endotoxin.livejournal.com]

Dr. Rectus-mindus: "Why the hell can't I get my email?"

Me: "Aaaaah... I give up. Why?"

Dr. Poopie-head: "It says my password is invalid! I just changed one password, and now I have to change my other password? Why can't you people make up your minds?!"

Me: "Actually, your Network password and your email password are the same. When you change one, it changes the other."

Dr. Toilet-lobes: "Why didn't you people tell me that? Huh? You should've informed everyone in this office that email is tied to Windows!"

Me: "We did, sir. We sent out an email 2 weeks before we changed mail servers, then we covered it in the up-training a week later. And I believe we had a conversation last week where I mentioned that email was now directly controlled by your Windows login."

Dr. Caca-cranium: "I don't remember that."

Me: "It was the afternoon when you called me from the airport? You wanted to check your email while you were on vacation? Remember? I said 'Just use your Windows username and password.' We also sent out a follow-up email on this issue."

Dr. Defecation-brain: "Whatever. I don't read email."

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Comments

[brotherflounder]

*passes the whiskey*

[endotoxin.livejournal.com]

Thanks mate.

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Zikes Scoob...This guy is retarded. That's a doctor for yah.

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

you know what they call a guy who graduated at the bottom of med school, right?

"doctor".

[xforge.livejournal.com]

"I don't read email."

Oh good then I don't need to unlock your account and WE DON'T NEED TO BE HAVENING THIS CONVERSATION THANK YOU GOOD BYE.

[triss.livejournal.com]

waugh. Havening. Now I have to go read George again.

[anonymissity.livejournal.com]

What a tool. I hope he paid more attention than that in med school...0-o

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

During I dry spell, I took a generic labor temp job and was assigned to a new clinic building owned and "run" by all the doctors that worked there. The water-proof coating that prevents water from infiltrating the bricks and eroding them when it freezes and expands was delay being sprayed until after the windows were in place and looked like crap on the, so we were going to remove it. After making some progress with scrapers, one of these geniuses decided we might scratch the glass and told us to use brillo pads instead.

Yes, that's right: we were supposed to wash off a waterproof coating with soap and water. Between being moved on every 20 minutes because each time we moved to a new window, we pissed off *that* office's doctor who would come out and yell because he couldn't concentrate/couldn't see the woods/didn't want to see us there.

[lihan161051.livejournal.com]

They couldn't mask off the windows when they sprayed the sealant? 8\

(I guess the doctors yelled at them when they tried, because of the whole "can't see the woods" factor?)

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

Apparently they were smart enough to not try to work in the building before it was completed, but not smart enough to pick a competent general contractor.

[lihan161051.livejournal.com]

Interesting that he immediately jumps to two common luser assumptions:

1) "You people did this to me!"

(Yes, sir, we lie awake nights just dreaming up bizarre techie ways to fuck with you.*)

2) "You should have warned me this would happen!"

(Of course, sir, we should have warned you that the completely routine thing you did would have completely obvious consequences, and warned you that changing something in one system might trigger changes in another in order for things to keep working properly.)

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*actually, we honestly weren't doing that before, but your tendency to bark random douchebaggery at us like this makes us seriously consider doing it for purposes of attitude readjustment..

[falnfenix]

liquor is needed for this.