Are you LISTENING to the words that are coming out of my mouth?

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

Pay attention kid.

No seriously. Put the smartphone down and pay attention. I told you this morning when you stopped by that I'd call you when your laptop was done. What I most definitely did NOT tell you was "come back every few hours to see if it's done yet". It's not going to be done until I CALL you and TELL you it's done. Quit pestering me, or it'll take even longer.

Kindly die in a fire.


-LM

Comments

[kirylyn.livejournal.com]

if you have other computers to fix, everytime he comes by, make a production of stopping work on HIS laptop and placing it at the END of the line after EVERYONE else's

call it 'impatience' tax

[dave-iii.livejournal.com]

Well, that's all very well and good, but is it done yet?

[ghostdandp.livejournal.com]

Log into BES, disable smart phone.