Dear $LUSER: Your laptop is not a jukebox.

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

See that slot on the side of your Macbook, $luser? It's for optical media, not loose change. Fishing quarters out of slot loading drives is not fun. Should you happen to stuff change in there again, you will find yourself waking up on fire at some future date.

Thanks tons.

--laptop_mechanic.

Comments

[spaz-own-joo.livejournal.com]

Tell them that the MacBook is not a very good slot machine to play because the odds are poor and the rewards low. Their home's breaker box has far higher payouts and they should try their luck there.

[fuego.livejournal.com]

oh, that's awesome. I really needed a laugh just now...

[ravenofdreams.livejournal.com]

Seriously?
....And I thought my luser who won't stop stuffing odd-sized discs in there was bad enough. *sigh* You get today's Rum Prize.

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

And it's not the first time I've seen it happen, either.

Then again, most of the machines I work on do belong to college kids. They do some crazy things.

[rizutan.livejournal.com]

This was a few years ago, but my grandparents called up saying their printer wasn't working. My dad and I went over to check it out to discover that my cousins (who were ~16 at the time) had stuffed a pizza in the printer. They were strange boys, but I still don't understand it. @.@

[vulpisfoxfire.livejournal.com]

You know, I can understand the guy who put a tortilla in his because he wanted to print the logo on it...but a pizza with all the cheese and the sauce and such? Poor printer--I bet it was a disaster. This saddens me both for the slaughter of the hardware, and the wastage of a good pie.

[missysedai.livejournal.com]

Have at it.

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

What...the...hell?

[curvemudgeon.livejournal.com]

Might want to add a note to them somewhere that "metered internet" doesn't mean you have to keep shoving quarters in every 15 minutes.

[trayce.livejournal.com]

Methinks someone has a luser who has children :)