Over Lunch... I think I'm gonna get drunk.. and then come back to the support Center... Tell callers my names is Bill.. and that I'm new.. so they shoud be gentle on me.. *burp*...
we got ALL KINDS of people calling on christmas. more than on normal days actually. most of the "I just got a Gateway, which end is which and how do I turn it on?" variety.
Just went through the huge stack of forms for both the blue company and the contracting agency that actually will pay me... had to sign safety policies for both of them saying I wouldn't be intoxicated on the job. How do they expect me to do my job without booze? I better go to the wholesale club and buy breath mints in bulk, that would easily fool management.
Well....you could always come to Connecticut and work tech support for Guinness in Stamford - I hear they allow their employees to drink a bit on the job. Definitely would axe some of the stress levels, doncha think?
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Date: 2004-04-27 09:07 pm (UTC)Pass the beer, dammit.
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