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techrecoveryYou.
Yeah, you.
I have a few friendly tech tips for you:
1. CC'ing my boss on emails to me in which you try to passive-aggressively say I don't do my job doesn't do anything except piss me right the fuck off.
2. Submitting multiple tickets for the same incident doesn't do anything except create more admin work for me and therefore pisses me right the fuck off, because now I have to contact the users you are putting tickets in for to find out if they're having multiple "Outlook issues" or if you're just spamming my damn queue.
3. When I tell you that I cannot install network drops, that installing network drops is nowhere in my company's contract, that no seriously I can't install network drops ... and you then email my boss and word it as "we need a line", and then *sneak* the network drop request into an unrelated ticket? Guess what it does? It pisses me right the fuck off. You are not Congress. You cannot put unrelated items into your ticket like you were attaching a rider to a bill. (PS, my boss is pissed that you misled her, too.)
Lady, why the smeg are you so hellbent on pissing off your tech? You know I'm the only one you have. You know you're not getting another one. You (ought to) know that pissing off the ONE person who can perform a vital job service for you is idiotic.
(The day I get to stop posting about this dingbat is the day that I'm probably being escorted to jail for beating her with a pineapple. This ONE woman is making me seriously contemplate looking for a new job.)
Yeah, you.
I have a few friendly tech tips for you:
1. CC'ing my boss on emails to me in which you try to passive-aggressively say I don't do my job doesn't do anything except piss me right the fuck off.
2. Submitting multiple tickets for the same incident doesn't do anything except create more admin work for me and therefore pisses me right the fuck off, because now I have to contact the users you are putting tickets in for to find out if they're having multiple "Outlook issues" or if you're just spamming my damn queue.
3. When I tell you that I cannot install network drops, that installing network drops is nowhere in my company's contract, that no seriously I can't install network drops ... and you then email my boss and word it as "we need a line", and then *sneak* the network drop request into an unrelated ticket? Guess what it does? It pisses me right the fuck off. You are not Congress. You cannot put unrelated items into your ticket like you were attaching a rider to a bill. (PS, my boss is pissed that you misled her, too.)
Lady, why the smeg are you so hellbent on pissing off your tech? You know I'm the only one you have. You know you're not getting another one. You (ought to) know that pissing off the ONE person who can perform a vital job service for you is idiotic.
(The day I get to stop posting about this dingbat is the day that I'm probably being escorted to jail for beating her with a pineapple. This ONE woman is making me seriously contemplate looking for a new job.)
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Re: Here you go...
Date: 2009-12-02 08:23 pm (UTC)Re: Here you go...
Date: 2009-12-03 12:57 pm (UTC)Re: Here you go...
Date: 2009-12-03 01:07 am (UTC)Re: Here you go...
Date: 2009-12-03 05:15 pm (UTC)Re: Here you go...
Date: 2009-12-04 06:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 08:43 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-12-02 08:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 08:49 pm (UTC)You should not only have her email your boss, but you should CC your boss on every single email you send to her.
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Date: 2009-12-02 08:52 pm (UTC)And your icons are seriously cracking me up. XD
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Date: 2009-12-02 08:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 09:25 pm (UTC)...at least I hope so - they lost mine as well.
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Date: 2009-12-02 09:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 09:27 pm (UTC)You need to encourage them to be the ones to quit.
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Date: 2009-12-03 02:15 am (UTC)One has to hope that the OP's boss is communicating with dingbat's boss to figure out what her major malfunction is.
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Date: 2009-12-02 09:36 pm (UTC)I'd say it was time to go read some BOFH and get some inspiration...you can do Evil, Evil things to her, and no-one is going to take her seriously.
and with a little luck, she'll be the one looking for a new job.
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Date: 2009-12-02 11:01 pm (UTC)The mental imagery of this action is hilarious and would make for excellent stories as to why one landed in jail, imo. :)
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Date: 2009-12-03 06:25 am (UTC)"I'm here for murder."
"How did you do it?"
"I beat her to death with a pineapple."
::backs away:: "Not gonna fuck with you..."
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Date: 2009-12-03 06:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-03 08:03 am (UTC)Unless this one bitch is changing the way you work because she has your bosses around your finger. In that case, the job is fucked, and leave.
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Date: 2009-12-04 06:48 pm (UTC)