*smilez*

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I remember the perfect way to make myself happy at work again. Read BOFH

And then my mother came on and started annoying me with some talk about my sisters pregnancy, uhm.. sure mother. And her computer keeps disconnecting her. So I of course off my Technical Advice:
Tia-this computer keeps disconnecting me
Charles-bad computer! No donut
Tia-How do I fix this
Charles-*sigh*
Charles-my your apt? you are speaking giberish.. and scaning my history logs I show no answer to my question.. must be a dodgy computer.. you can fix the problem you know.. probrably a phaze converter going out on the heat sink. Can be caused by virtual disharmonics of megnatism on the power drive. You can fix it by putting a paper clip in the hole in the back of the computer.. near the 120V sign. The metal in
the paperclip will reverse the magnetism and fix it.. oh yeah..a nd mother? Do you remember that pony you never got me when I was younger?
Tia-Hello ..... looking for eathling called CHARLES .... Dad said NO to the paper clip idean ... but you canhave that pony now !! My little pony;s come in green red, yellow and purple ... you can choose
Charles-uhm.. I'm by PSU.. but no clue about the hospital thing.
And thats right.. the paper clip may not work.. it probrably comes from a bad earthing on your power cord.. pour some salt and water on the end of the cord to clean the earthing on it.. plug it in, and then flick the power on and off about 20 times... will solve it flickering and disconnecting you.. trust me
Charles-sucks to be him... did I ever tell you how to upgrade your modem to a faster speed?
Tia-I'm going to go honey, and get some more food and take a bath ... we will talk to you again ... if the computer gods are smiling on me ...my modem is just fine .... or dads is ...
Charles-Come on.. really.. it's a simple program called fdisk, stands for faster-disk

yeah.. so I'm kinda lame sometimes.. but hey.. gotta keep myself amused somehow while doing a 9 hour shift of absolutely nothing.