Why is this not real?!? Why?!?!?!?

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2009/08/27/838-frozen/

Comments

[dave-iii.livejournal.com]

Because it would be entirely TOO popular.

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

D'you suppose we could get a patent?

[dave-iii.livejournal.com]

Couldn't hurt to try. ^_^

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Have you any idea of how many of those they'd have to replace in a year?

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Enough to make it very, very profitable for anyone selling them?

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

LOL @ violence against the monitor.

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

Rage against the machine! :D

[tauren-wardrums.livejournal.com]

There are days (many and in increasing frequency lately) when I wished fervently to be able to do just that.

Maybe I should get out of IT and into...whatever field you're in.

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

Project admin, actually. The things that piss me off usually have real necks, but I'm not allowed to use them for their natural choky purpose... :P

[vulpisfoxfire.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised ThinkGeek hasn't done this yet, with all the other oddball stuff they do sell..