A letter!

[ladytabitha.livejournal.com]

Dear Pissy-Assed Bitch:

I don't know what bug crawled up your ass, but I am one PMSy punk today, and if you EVEN try continuing this TOTALLY non-productive complaining, I will CRAWL THROUGH THE PHONE WIRES AND KNEECAP YOU.

Don't complain to me about your company's purchasing practices.  You called me up to help you connect, and BITCHING ISN'T HELPING.

You stupid sow,
Xtina

Comments

[oddball42.livejournal.com]

that is so awesome... i read that and it brought sucha giggle to my heart.... thank you for having such and entertaing vent/rant

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

Dear home-user-who-bought-their-computer-through-her-company-so-you'd-get-american-tech-support,

It's not OUR fault you've been using your computer for 2 and a half years, never installed a firewall, never installed an antivirus program, never cleaned your hard drive, and allowed your entire family to store valuable data on your computer, and NEVER BOTHERED TO BACK ANYTHING UP.

So don't escalate on MY TECHNICIAN when your computer becomes so infested with viruses, spyware, and other crap, that it won't even load windows anymore, and my tech tries to help you. It's not OUR fault you need to debug your hard drive, format, and reinstall windows XP(spits). And it's SURE not our responsibility to salvage the information off of your hard drive. Your daughter's thesis is NOT covered under your service contract. PARTS and SERVICE. *NOT* PARTS, SERVICE, and COLLEGE PAPERS.

....sigh......