[identity profile] innazim.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
bartender
lion tamer
human cannonball
hostage negotiator   (credit to [livejournal.com profile] ianhess )
scarecrow
crash test dummy

please comment and add your own! 

Date: 2009-08-07 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kageneko.livejournal.com
special education teacher
poop scooper
cat herder

Date: 2009-08-07 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] preserver3.livejournal.com
I managed to get one of my employers to replace "Senior Developer" on my business cards with "Cat Shepherd." I added it to my resume and it never fails to get me an interview, an interested question and a hearty guffaw.

Date: 2009-08-07 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amynnah.livejournal.com
voodoo doll
demolitions expert
bus driver

Date: 2009-08-07 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bothunter.livejournal.com
-1 on bartender. It's probably not a good idea for alcoholics to be serving liquor. :-)

Date: 2009-08-07 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boomshesaid.livejournal.com
most everyone i know who works at a bar, drinks more than any of their patrons :/

Date: 2009-08-07 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tullamoredew.livejournal.com
err... am I the only one who actually went on to another support job? :)

actually, I'm thinking of:
stuntman
country music star
sweatshop employee in the far east
law enforcement


which reminds me:
A circus comes to town showing, among others, an act where a guy displays his tamed cows, able to do a bunch of tricks.
After the show a journalist comes by and asks:
"How did you do it? The cow is the dumbest of all animals, nobody ever managed to train them to do anything!"
"Well, in my previous job I was a system administrator..."

Date: 2009-08-07 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xforge.livejournal.com
Mine is pastry chef, but another one would definitely be pharmaceutical products tester.

Date: 2009-08-07 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commanderd.livejournal.com
Shuttle re-entry tiles...

Date: 2009-08-07 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wxgeek.livejournal.com
hahahaha

Date: 2009-08-07 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boomshesaid.livejournal.com
dress form
paperweight
barfly

Date: 2009-08-07 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] preserver3.livejournal.com
Self-defenestration technician
Pavement Density specialist
Mass Driver Ammunition Quality Assurance Technician
Crater Development Services
Blasting Cap Defuser
Bullet Gargling Instructor
Shotgun blast radius inspector
Alcoholic
Liver Transplant recipient
Axe Murdering Psychopath
Psychopathic Axe Murderer
Dell Design Engineer

Date: 2009-08-07 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennielf.livejournal.com
lol at that last one. :)

*snerk* :D

Date: 2009-08-08 11:46 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] trixtah.livejournal.com
Yes, I was going to say "Postal Worker -- with weapons"

Date: 2009-08-09 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jokergirl.livejournal.com
That's what I was going to write as well.

Date: 2009-08-09 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anthalus.livejournal.com
Unibomber

Date: 2009-08-11 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazycatlady.livejournal.com
Crayon-namer
Rockette
She-Ra, Princess of Power
Bookend
Nail polish taster
Scratch'n'Sniff autopsy tester
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