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lion tamer
human cannonball
hostage negotiator (credit to
ianhess )
scarecrow
crash test dummy
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lion tamer
human cannonball
hostage negotiator (credit to
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scarecrow
crash test dummy
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Date: 2009-08-07 06:27 pm (UTC)poop scooper
cat herder
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Date: 2009-08-07 08:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-07 06:29 pm (UTC)demolitions expert
bus driver
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Date: 2009-08-07 06:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-07 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-07 07:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-07 06:45 pm (UTC)actually, I'm thinking of:
stuntman
country music star
sweatshop employee in the far east
law enforcement
which reminds me:
A circus comes to town showing, among others, an act where a guy displays his tamed cows, able to do a bunch of tricks.
After the show a journalist comes by and asks:
"How did you do it? The cow is the dumbest of all animals, nobody ever managed to train them to do anything!"
"Well, in my previous job I was a system administrator..."
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Date: 2009-08-07 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-08-07 07:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-07 09:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-07 07:46 pm (UTC)paperweight
barfly
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Date: 2009-08-07 08:34 pm (UTC)Pavement Density specialist
Mass Driver Ammunition Quality Assurance Technician
Crater Development Services
Blasting Cap Defuser
Bullet Gargling Instructor
Shotgun blast radius inspector
Alcoholic
Liver Transplant recipient
Axe Murdering Psychopath
Psychopathic Axe Murderer
Dell Design Engineer
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Date: 2009-08-07 10:26 pm (UTC)*snerk* :D
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Date: 2009-08-07 10:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-08 11:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-09 07:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-09 03:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-11 02:24 am (UTC)Rockette
She-Ra, Princess of Power
Bookend
Nail polish taster
Scratch'n'Sniff autopsy tester