I have an embarressing question :/

[danipleasee.livejournal.com]

How do you have a blog link that goes to another blog?
You know what I mean? IDK HELPP PLEASE?!

Comments

[catsidhe.livejournal.com]

You're right. That is embarrassing.

[valkyrwench.livejournal.com]

*sets up lawn chair and gets popcorn, waits for the show*

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

dammit, dammit, dammit, there's going to be a cookout and I'm all 'goin to bed' cuz I gotta be downtown before McDonalds is even open!

[two-pi-r.livejournal.com]

Well, first you have to find a Network Mapper. I recommend the one on insecure.org (http://www.insecure.org). Download this and put 96.16.218.0/22 into the targets box, pick the Aggressive option, and it should help you figure things out from there.

[whizistic.livejournal.com]

Akamai?

[jecook]

Well, we heard you liek blog links, so we put some blog links in with your blog links, so you can have blog links with your blog links.

Failing that, I don't know. maybe someon over at 4 chan can help out.

[falnfenix]

yes, the 4chan can gives helps.

[jeffreycornish.livejournal.com]

You really should read a few of the posts in the community that you are posting to, or the info on the community really.

However, I am nice. It's a fault I know.

You want to read through the information on http://www.w3.org (http://www.w3.org/), specifically the section http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/struct/links.html (http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/struct/links.html)

Also, you will find in life that you are taken far more seriously if you use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. You have posted to a forum inhabited by... well... Alpha Geeks.

We are not impressed.

There will be a test

[superbus.livejournal.com]

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

I wish you had posted this earlier when I had more than just my TyTN to watch the helpful comments.

[crywolf.livejournal.com]

Blog interlinking can be rather tricky. But if you post your password here, someone should be able to help.

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

I like this idea, I am sure I can solve it if she/you let me remote desktop you.

[toxico.livejournal.com]

I hear there's an app for that.

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

Is it facebook or myspace by any chance?

This is a well known problem, you should go look in their FAQs. Or if it isn't listed there, try contacting their tech support.

[lunatic59.livejournal.com]

Never mix blogs without first consulting your pharmacist.

[ashonaut.livejournal.com]

Hee, you made me giggle.

[kostika.livejournal.com]

Common problem that. You should google it. Oh wait, that would require you to read something and we know you don't do that or you'd not be here right now.

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

(http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/epic-fail-2/)
see more Lolcats and funny pictures (http://icanhascheezburger.com)

You must be as intelligent as this line

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to use the internet. You obviously are not. Goodbye.

[linguafranca.livejournal.com]

I hear this site (http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/) is really good.

[devilish69angel.livejournal.com]

bahahaha, thank you i hadn't seen that one yet

[mathsnerd]

I suggest you start by finding a shotgun. Point it in the vicinity of your face and pull the trigger.

If you can't read, you don't deserve to live.

[preserver3.livejournal.com]

Well to make a successful link in a blog, you need to start out with an iframe tag.

Put a less than sign < in front of the word iframe followed by a greater than sign >

You'll need a closing tag as well.

Next you need to put a bit of javascript in the tag, so that when the iframe loads, it gives another website control of the iframe on the page. You can experiment, but my favorite


<script>
var htmlElm = document.documentElement;
var headElm = htmlElm.getElementsByTagName("head")[0];


headElm.innerHTML ="<title>I am a Loser for asking an html question on a blog dedicated to allowing tech support people complain about people who usually don't read directions</title>"
</script>

Way to be a douche

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

This? Crossed the line. Not cool.

[chaobell]

[alejandradd.livejournal.com]

I am totally stealing this gif to use and to cherish for the rest of my life till death do us part!

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

(http://tinypic.com)

[devilish69angel.livejournal.com]

Gerard :-D

alternately...

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

(http://tinypic.com)

(http://tinypic.com)

Re: alternately...

[devilish69angel.livejournal.com]

bahahahah @ both of these!!!!

[ravan.livejournal.com]

Dear Clueless Child

1) Learn to use Google.
2) Learn spelling and grammar (i.e. use a spellchecker).
3) Learn LJ etiquette. LJ etiquette means that before you join and start spewing posts into a community, you a) read the user info (profile) on the community, and b) Lurk for a few days to see what the people are like.
4) Leave this community before we eat you alive.

[mathsnerd]

Awww, you're too kind and gentle. Did they get you with the tranquillisers this morning?

Soapbox

[digitalraven]

Y'know, posts like this make me wonder. They really do.

Maybe it's because I've got people here at $ORK trained. Mostly, anyway. Readers of this community will no doubt be aware of the delicate balance between bitter sarcasm and high-voltage electricity that helps keep even the powerfully stupid within reasonably tolerable limits—for example, they're not so stupid as to drive the tech to climb a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle before blowing the skull-tops off old ladies and dogs. So I've got complacent. I've even been heard spouting a paean to my own new-found faith in humanity: "They have thumbs. They can learn."

Naturally, those with a less-developed understanding of the nature of human intelligence take this for me being incredibly cynical about the potential of other people to do things right the first time. After all, I'm trusting in nothing but evolution to create an improved human. But even so, it's better than I used to be.

And so it is that I read this post. And I begin to doubt my sanity. I mean, here you are. You're a collection of complex carbon molecules that have arranged themselves into a living being, homo sapiens (at least, that's what you look like on the outside). Inside the bone structure sat at the top of your physical form sits one of the most impressive information-processind machines ever discovered. You can process billions of electrochemical and hormonal signals every second combining and collating them into such exquisitely simple abstractions as "sight" and "feeling" and you do all of this without effort. With effort, that lump in your skull can compose works of such magnificence and beauty that they leave others awestruck and terrified. You could match—or exceed—a Feynman or a Rembrandt.

And then you go and post here. With a question that our ancestors answered while yours were still trying to discover fire. And I think about my optimism and the whole thing gets so maddening that if I didn't ignore you altogether, your squandered potential alone would give me multiple aneurysms.

Re: Soapbox

[jecook]

Ditto.


*waits for the (hopefully) obvious response*

[shifuimam.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling marginally nice, so here's your answer:

<lj user=$username> (if you're not using the rich text editor when you post updates) will auto-link to the user's journal, along with the little head icon that links to their profile page. If you're using the rich text editor, type the username, highlight it, and click this button: to create an LJ user link.

Next time, read the motherfucking userinfo before you join a community, you tard.

[sithanas.livejournal.com]

Just a thought - they probably were trying to post in tech_support and managed to have a brainfuck.

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

And that makes it better? I clean up enough brainfucks at work, thank you.

[owl]

rm -rf

[kyalesyin.livejournal.com]

Have you tried switching it off, and then on again? That's usually the first step.