techrecovery | HOME USERS MAKE HEAD SPLODIE (Reply)

yay i love it when home users call business support and scream at ME on a SATURDAY MORNING AT 8AM WHEN I COULD BE ASLEEP <3

ME: "Thank you for calling Business Desktop Technical Support...could I have your express service code please?"
REDNECK: "Ah have no clue what that is. Look up my name, Blah blah in bumfuck, kentucky"
ME: "I'm sorry sir, I have no listings under that name in that city. Could you restart your computer and hit F2?"
REDNECK: "IT WON'T TURN ON THAT'S WHY AH'M ACALLING YOU!"
ME: "Ok, sir, could you look on the back of your system or right side and look for the service tag or serial number?"
REDNECK: "I dun see nuthin...uh...ah see a serial number...MX54643257DASH..."
ME: "sir, that's on the monitor. Could you please look on the bottom part where you put cd's in?"
REDNECK: "You mean the modem??"
ME: "Uhh...yes. The modem."
REDNECK: "BLAHBLAHBALH BLAH"
ME: "OK sir, you've reached the Business technical support group, and your account is showing that you are a home user. Is that correct?"
REDNECK: "Uh, YEAH! NOW FIX MY COMPUTER!"
ME: "Sir, I would love to be able to help you, but I cannot troubleshoot your system. We only support coporate, military, educational, mid to small business, and government systems. I can directly transfer you to the home support group, and they'll be better equipped to help you."
REDNECK: "WELL GODDAMMIT IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME WHAT AM I GUNNA DO??? YOU STUPID BITCH YOU GOTTA FIX IT!"
ME: "Sir, if I transfer you to your support group, they'll fix your problem"
REDNEC: "Yeah whatever. Screw you."
ME: "Ok sir, hold just one moment."

Yeah. I want to go back to bed.
I hate home users. I hate Saturdays.