*snrk*

[erunamiryene.livejournal.com]

So we have an online trouble ticket system, in which users can submit their own tickets instead of going through our ridiculously inept call center. Normally, this leads to a slightly better explanation of the problem.

Except for this one this morning, which had the support office in tears of laughter (what can I say, we have juvenile senses of humor):

"My dicking station for my lap top isn't working."

I want to know when they started issuing those. XD

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/hub_/]

didn't he mean "lap dance" instead of "lap top" ?

[miertam.livejournal.com]

Oh, my customers have been dicking up their laptops for years.

[wbyonder.livejournal.com]

The problem nust be in the Freudian chip.

Edited for grammar

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

We used to have one up on our wall which was a short rant about the continual problems the user was having "inserting [his] floppy dick"...

[xjems.livejournal.com]

Isn't juvenile sense of humor required to be a tech support monkey?

=)

[attackgypsy.livejournal.com]

10 bucks, same as downtown.

Sorry, somebody had to say it.

[teriwyn.livejournal.com]

In a past support setting, we went into fits of giggles over a very similar typo:

"Laptop Cocking station not working."

[amynnah.livejournal.com]

Had one today that went down from a fellow Helldesk Cohort... I lol'ed at the lack of F:

"Prob: Keyboard - shit key not working"

I IM'ed him and asked him if it was the "O Shit" or the "Ah Shit" key, or if he really meant "shift." He laughed. :)

[anthalus.livejournal.com]

Ah bad cock slot interface. Probably a virus.