sheep!!!! They are ALL SHEEP!!!!!

[9mm.livejournal.com]

I have no problem helping people with their problems.
But I have a problem helping the sheep.

I swear to you these are actual things we have heard from users.

* " Its says click next to continue what do I do "
" Click next and fill out the rest. "
* " Ok I filled out this screen ( registration ) what do I now? "
" Click next and fill out the rest. "
" Ok I filled out that screen what do I do now? "
" You have to click next to continue otherwise it will just sit there. "
" So what do I do? "
" *sigh* Click next and continue filling out the registration. "
" Ok I filled out this screen what do I do now?"
*gun shot heard over the phone*

* " Thank you for calling, this is Jp. could I have your log in ID please? "
" Whats my log in ID? "
*sound of head hitting desk*

" Im stuck at this box that popped up. What do I do?"
"What does the box say?"
" Ummmm....This installation is complete. Click ok to close this box. What do I do? "

Someone please give me a winning lotto ticket......

Comments

[inahandbasket]

I'm confused about the gunshot part...
joke or real? Which person was it?
:o)

doh!

[9mm.livejournal.com]

Should have been a bit clearer. *^_^*
The gunshot was a joke and meant to be the tech shooting him/herself rather than drag on for another 8 minutes with that sheep.

Re: doh!

[inahandbasket]

That's what I thought. in the line of Q&A it could have been the caller dying though, and that was just silly.:o)

[liquidmercurial.livejournal.com]

These are the moments you want that "Bomb User" button on your telephone.

[inahandbasket]

hell yeah!
*huge grin*