Oh for fucks SAKE.

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Echoing a sentiment made by amynnah today:

The surest way to get people to come to your desk?

GO GET LUNCH.

The entire Help Desk, two senior engineers and two random employees have walked into this room demanding my immediate attention for christfucking nothing in the five minutes between me getting back with a sammich and me typing this post. Not a one of them minds that I have a maw full of turkey; in fact, they are inconvenienced by this.

Fuckers.

And this was after the shelf on which our lobby TV's cable box resided proudly proclaimed it would no longer be joined to that wall BY CRACKY, causing said cable box and a Blu-ray player to land on my foot when my job title morphed from Systems Administrator to Time Warner Technician...