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[inahandbasket]

argh.

ok, I work at an internal helpdesk for a 50,000 person company.

DO NOT F**KING CALL ME ABOUT YOUR HOME WINDOWS ME MACHINE!!!
I WLL kill you.

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[undeaderotica.livejournal.com]

I second that !

[psmylie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I get that all the time. My standard response is that I can't support non-company machines due to liability (if I blow up their pc, they might sue the company). The cool thing is, that's the absolute truth.
By the way... Happy Noodle Boy icon. cool :)

[inahandbasket]

ain't it just an appropriate icon?
;o)

[fnordx.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry, none of our machines here at the office run WindowsME. Oh, this is a home machine? Do you use this machine for Business purposes? You do? Alright, and what was your name again? What, why do I need your name? Well, I have to provide internal billing records to your department so that this call can come out of that department's tech support budget. There's going to be a little bit of paperwork for your boss to fill out, but since I'm sure they already have all of the information about your computer that you use to work from home, I'm sure there won't be any problems with that... *user hangs up* Hello? Hello? Heh."