Quit trying to distract me!

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

Cross posted from my LJ:
I know its all the rage for coeds to show skin these days, but come on.  It is really hard for me to intelligently explain your problem when you're waving your 38DDs in my face and are damned near trying to poke my eye out with a nipple. The view's nice and all, but not when I'm trying to actually work.

Comments

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

On behalf of all of those working in the industry who don't get to spend much time around co-eds, shut the hell up! Quit trying to ruin it! ;)

[laviededavid.livejournal.com]

I gotta agree with him be thankfull for what you have...i have nothing but test ATMs and industrial AC units to look at all day :P lol

[metao.livejournal.com]

IAWTC

And also the pics or it didnt happen guy.

[wyldthyng.livejournal.com]

valid complaints found: zero

:p

is this really, REALLY, the worst your day gets? If so, there's a lineup around the block to trade places with you.

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

LOL

I would complain if those were moobs...

*shudder*

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

Oh no, eye candy during the spring/summer months are one of the perks of the job.

Dealing with helicopter parents, on the other hand...

[mouser.livejournal.com]

Not all 38DD are attached to eyecandy.

*shudder*


(I do hotel tech. Somedays it's terrifying....)

[syberghost.livejournal.com]

And sometimes a beautiful woman stands in front of an ugly building. Don't look at the ugly parts.

[methedras.livejournal.com]

I concur.

You'd rather work than have 38DDs in your face? Can we swap?

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

I never said I'd rather work, just that it was rather distracting TO work with them in my face. =)

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Obviously the only solution is to send the most distracting ones over to us.

[vulpine137.livejournal.com]

I can think of worse fates...I work in an office with 0% eye candy. *le sigh*

[lordjosh2004.livejournal.com]

Pics, or it didn't happen.

:-D

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure she wouldnt have minded at all if I said "Hey, do you mind if I take pictures of your perky rack here at the check in counter right here in front of the whole store (including my boss)." I like you guys, but not THAT much.

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

This is why you keep a Webcam or security camera pointed at the front desk, of course. :)

[major-error.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be a fun non-event is a meme weren't involved: Pics or it didn't happen! :P

[ohmyhead.livejournal.com]

Fiction without photos!

[wxgeek.livejournal.com]

Are you insane? This is one of the awesome parts of being an IT guy! Do you know how many girls fixing PCs has gotten me? :D

[argonel.livejournal.com]

Zero?

Sorry I couldn't resist.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Just one here. And I'd worked with her 10 years prior. Figured out why I'd never been too interested in her before. But then again, 'pizza', even when it's bad, is still 'pizza'.

'Course, this didn't happen when I worked at the college with 55/45 female/male ratio. Man I was a loser!

[mattcaron.livejournal.com]

Yeah, never worked for me. I'd end up helping with computers at some point, and with some of them it was a great way to pass the time.. You can have quite a lot of fun while waiting for a 98 reinstall.....

And then there was this one chick who wanted to make sure I saved all her anime tentacle porn when we did the reload, so we had to wait for that to copy over, and that was boring....

[spooforbrains.livejournal.com]

I had this happen once when I was working at a bingo hall behind the memberships desk.

This girl had to get herself and her family signed in, and she leant RIGHT over the counter, boobs right in my face, in a really blatant and obvious way. Maybe she does that with everyone, I don't know, but what made it creepy is that her mother was /right next to her/.

[miertam.livejournal.com]

Moms didn't have your view.

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

DUDE! screw work, tap that ass!

[soruk.livejournal.com]

Screw....work? Nah, you've definitely got it wrong there ;)

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

My wife would object. Especially if I didnt bring any home to share. =)

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

I hate you. I truly, truly hate you.

*golf clap*

[sdaemon.livejournal.com]

On the extreme end, a coworker of mine once, uhm, walked in on a female client who was in the middle of enjoying some private time with a large-ish toy. In her office. Which was unlocked.

Client was not pleased. Coworker was made to apologize for failure to knock or something.

...

and on the unpleasant end, one of our clients is a plastic surgery center, specializing in breast augmentation, lifts, reductions, etc. Nothing like walking into a doctor's office to work on their computer or printer or whatever and being greeted by a screenfull of their latest patient photos.

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

Oh, certainly not. She DID however, have them on very prominent display. Which was distracting. =)

[superbus.livejournal.com]

Large tits are not victimization. Get over it, and get over yourself.

[kalium.livejournal.com]

I really, really fail to see why you're complaining.

[mattcaron.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I miss my university days.

There was a gaming club too...