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[moopet.livejournal.com]

Customer: *looks blankly at stock*
Assistant: May I help you?
C: Yes.
A: Ok. How may I help you?
C: I'm looking for something.
A: What are you looking for?
C: A dongle.
A: A dongle for what?
C: For my laptop.
A: No, I mean for what purpose?
C: Huh?
A: Do you mean a wifi dongle, a memory stick...
C: WiFi! That's it.
A: *shows customer cheap USB WiFi dongle.
C: That's just what I was looking for, thanks.
A: No problem, is there anything else I can help with?
C: Yes, tell me how many gig this is.
A: Uh. You what?
C: This dongle.
A: I don't quite think you understand.

Comments

[scottish-alth.livejournal.com]

"Sir, we do not have Gigabit Wifi, may I interest you in FLASH MEMORY".

[kenbrody.livejournal.com]

"No thanks, my friend already installed Flash so I could watch YouTube."

[phrogg.livejournal.com]

Oh, well then maybe i could interest you in a brain?

[ptstech.livejournal.com]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

I wonder how long before we see wifi/bluetooth/flash all in one dongles.

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

My users keep coming to tell me that someone left a USB key stuck in the NanoDrop machine or the gel computer. They're wireless dongles, and they've been there for like 5 months now. /headdesk