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[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

This was just posted to goth_macros and thought you guys (and gals!) might also get a laugh. :)

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[jecook]

Not enough guns, or other implements of destruction. :)

[mathsnerd]

They're in the backseat. It's not cool to look like you need guns to kill people. ;)

[kalifla.livejournal.com]

Jinx!

[mathsnerd]

*takes two swigs of that Old Janx Spirit*

*passes you the bottle*

Your turn!

[kalifla.livejournal.com]

Man, where'dja even get this? *swiggity swig*

Is it supposedta tingle?

[jecook]

Looks like it's my turn, for missing the bag.

*swig*

wow.... look at all the pruty kolers.... *passes out*

[mathsnerd]

*conveniently tucks your body into a spare bag and covers you with her towel*

I need to get out of here ASAP!

[jecook]

*sneaks out of the bag, taking the Thumb with*


looks like those 'play drunk' acting courses paid off... *snicker*

[mathsnerd]

*hurls the Guide across the room at you hitting you right in the temple with enough force to knock an elephant over*

Now I'm going to get fined for causing harm to less evolved species! Where's the Janx Spirit? I can't take much more of this!

[jecook]

*bonivus heals jecook for 2000 hp*

Relax, no real harm here. *points to the 8 foot tall minotaur, and the 3 meter feline monstrosity who's carrying a large staff and wearing a stereotypical 'gandalf' outfit and muttering to himself*

[tigra-goyan.livejournal.com]

*finishes casting 'lesser cloister'*
hang on, almost done...
*casts 'unseeable' on mathnerd, bonivus, and jecook*

relax, your secret's safe with us. my card:

*hands mathnerd a card that reads "Tigra Goyan: multi-verse problem solvers, Inc.- what fourth wall? I don't see a fourth wall here!"

[mathsnerd]

*tucks tigra_goyan's card into her cloak pocket*

Here's mine:

*hands tigra_goyan, bonivus, and jecook cards that read "Mathnerd: trans-galactic accounting auditor and taxation mage"*

[mathsnerd]

Oh, since we're dropping the covers, all right then.....

*transforms into a 2 metre snow leopard-ish being*

It is a lot less cramped this way. Pardon me while I dress.

*pulls a black and silver cloak around herself, but keeps the hood down*

[tigra-goyan.livejournal.com]

oh, right. almost forgot for a second:

*ganks Thumb from jecook who was starting to play with it, and hands it back to mathnerd*
You might need that. I'll take care of the memory issues. If anyone asks, it was *really* strong mix of Jack, Beam, and root beer...

Now, how about a catnip daiquiri while we discuss things? I know a bartender a few 'verses over that makes one HELL of a daiquiri....

[mathsnerd]

Thank you!

*tucks Thumb back into her bag along with her towel*

Catnip daiquiri sounds utterly divine. I'm not used to these messes. I'm only two centuries old and this is the first time I've been out of our galaxy on my own.

[mathsnerd]

I never turn down a drink. ;)

'Blind Pig' universe? I think I was there a few centuries ago on a routine audit. Didn't get out though.

[jecook]

The Blind Pig: A shared universe used by storytellers interested in writing fiction centered on the transformation of one's body into.. something else, and the aftereffects.

URL: http://tsa.transform.to/worlds/tbp/index.html

It's a very strange world, but one that's pretty fun to write in.

I sleep now.

[mathsnerd]

I see. I must have confused it with another. Good to know it exists though.

[mathsnerd]

G'nighty!

[tigra-goyan.livejournal.com]

I'll leave a nuralizer bomb behind when we go which should sort things out.
*whips out a phone, dials*
James, I need a mem-clear at this spot in 120. Standard 15 minute collapse. SHa'Na Mek Doonth, old friend!

*brings bonivus over and opens a dimensional gate to the 'blind pig' universe.*

C'mon, I think you'll like Donnie. I'll catch the tab this time, too.

*steps through the portal as a shimmering green box appears where he stood*

[mathsnerd]

*steps through the portal, her cloak hanging close to her rather than billowing as she moves*

[mathsnerd]

*pulls her hood up over her head shadowing her face*

[tigra-goyan.livejournal.com]

*This shining green box grows opaque, and then vanishes to reveal.... a squat, ugly looking thing with a stalk on it and a loudspeaker.

the stalk on it raises up to the average eyelevel in the room, and the loudspeak blares a bit to get everyone's attention. after it's sure it's got everyone's attention, a white flash fills the room and-

The flash fades, and Everything was normal, although the large crater from the flashbang that jecook threw had everyone going for a moment. There was a conversation involving a nasty drink with Jack, Jim Beam, and root beer, but that ended as abrubtly as the flash-bang, and everyone goes back to their normal, every day existance.


A card on the floor lies on the floor, slightly singed, with the words "MiB" on it.

[mathsnerd]

*raises an eyebrow*

I'm rather impressed. These are legal, open market?

[tigra-goyan.livejournal.com]

Well, James did sell the schematics to the MiB a while ago for the basic design... he's a bit better with nano-scale electronics them I am. But then, he did manage to sneak a few things on one that one light bulb that edison made that's refuses to die in that one place... and people think that it's just been burning for a while.. *snicker*

[mathsnerd]

*giggles*

I'll just forget about it when I have to review all black market items for taxation purposes. ;)

[kalifla.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I get to be an orc for awhile?

[mathsnerd]

What? You're not human either? tigra_goyan, this isn't normal for this planet, is it?

This planet? hmmm...

[tigra-goyan.livejournal.com]

Not too sure about this 'verse.

Bon, did you leave the Azeroth to earth gate open again?

Re: This planet? hmmm...

[bonivus.livejournal.com]

Nope. I think that human is joking. Since that one incident with Madam Cheez, I've always been careful about the gate.

Re: This planet? hmmm...

[kalifla.livejournal.com]

Zug zug.

*can't keep this up, zonksleep*

Re: This planet? hmmm...

[wowgrilledcheez.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. Bring *that* up again.

girl can't have *any* fun on halloween anymore.... You'd think on that day, walking around with the void walker would not have gathered a huge amount of attention.. until some jackass tried to mug me.

I'm pretty sure his burns healed by now... I only used one immolate on him...

kalifla, I might be able to, uh, enslave you for a bit.. oh wait. can't you're not a demon. Pity. Alas.

[mathsnerd]

*passes you the bottle*

Please tell me you're not from this planet, you have a spaceship, and you'll give me ride. This is a horrible planet to get stranded on when you have a fight with your (ex)bf.

[mathsnerd]

anywhere out of this galaxy.

[mathsnerd]

O snap, Earthlings aren't supposed to know about this! Am I ever going to get my butt chewed by the council!

Tingle? Uh, that means you haven't had enough. Here, have some more!

Relax!

[tigra-goyan.livejournal.com]

The council's a bunch of wimps.

Now, the vogons, on the other hand... those were a nasty lot to deal with. damn near immune to almost every form of magic I have, and their poetry... *shudders*

*hand earplugs* these might come in handy.

Re: Relax!

[mathsnerd]

Oh, thank Grog you're here, tigra!

*tucks earplugs into pocket*

Can we jet? I need to get out of here before I start breaking more than property.

[kalifla.livejournal.com]

They're in that bag in the back.

[jecook]

Ah, didn't catch the bag in the back. that'd hide a good lot of artillery. :)

[brothersterno.livejournal.com]

two dudes in a convertible with a nerd phone, how goth!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, this one is MADE of awesome. Made me literally LOL, which does not happen often.




*scurries off to play with new toy*

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.