AGG!

[miertam.livejournal.com]

How can people be this stupid and continue to breathe?

Me, Hello company name this is Miertam.
Them, Five minutes of ramble followed by. I bought a laptop months ago and now the wireless connection is acting weird.
Me, We have a 30 day warranty on all computers. I can look at it but I am going to have to charge you if the fix is something more than resetting a switch.
Them, But I have only used it for about a week....

It went downhill from there.

Comments

[mattcaron.livejournal.com]

That's one of the reason I went laser.. got tired of the friggin' ink drying up. See, I end up doing nothing for three months, then print 500 pages.

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

"According to the information you gave me, this printer is out of warranty. I can help you, but I'll have to charge $XX for out of warranty support."

"But we only just opened the box!"

"When did you purchase the printer?"

"I have no idea. It was just stored in the storage room and we just opened it today because we need it."

*facepalmfacepalmfacepalm*

[onyxrising.livejournal.com]

I get that all the time with notebook users who want a year and a half old battery replaced because they say a week ago was the first time they ever used it on battery power.