A day in the life

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

Thankyouforcallingxxxxonyoucan’tgetonlineandyouthinkitsourserivceyourusingwindowsxp
okturnoffyourcomputernototallyoffnothat’srebootingallthewayoffdeadnopowerexcomputer
goodnowyouseethef8keyatthetopofthekeyboardnothekeyboardthethingyoutypeonwhatyourfingers
aretouchinggoodnowturnonyourcomputerandassoonasyouturnitonstarttapingthef8keyf8f8f8f8f8
f8f8atthatpaceuntillyouseethewindowsadvancedoptionmenu
*deepbreath*
useyourupanddownarrowkeystogotosafemodewtihnetworkingNOWITHNETWORKINGthenhitenterand
thenenteragaindon’tworryaboutallthatstuffnowloginasadministratornoitwillbetherejust
loginasadministrator
*deepbreath*
Oknowgotostartrunstartrunoklooktotherightafteryouhitstartthereyougonowtypeincmd
likecatmarydogthenhitenternowtypeinipconfigiasininternetfasinfignewtoncasinconvoy
whatisyourdefaultgatewaynoitsonthereohitsblankokdothis
*deepbreath*
Gotostartcontrolpanelhowmanyiconsdoyouseelessthen10orabout30noyoudon’thavetocount
themjusthowmanydoyouseeokhitsystemtheyareinalphabeticalorderoknowhithardwarehit
devicemanagernowdoyouseewhereitsaysnetworkadaptorsagaininalphabeticalorderhithe
littleplussignnexttoitandtellmewhatsinthesubcatagoryunderitgoodnowrightclickon
thatitemthenhitremovethenhityesnotrustmehityesnowitsgonenowrightclickonanyother
linenoanythingelsedoesn’tmatterwhatyessoundisfinenowhitscanforhardwarechanges
yesnowitsbackinrightok
*deepbreath*
*sip of coffee*
Gobacktothecontrolpanelnowhitinternetoptionsthengotoconnectionsisanythinginthedial
upboxnogoodthenhitstepupthennextnextentermanuallynextconnectoabroadbandconnection
thatisalwaysonnextfinishcloseallthewindowsnnowgotostartrunandtypeiexplorespace
wwwdotgoogledotcomohlookgooglecameupokrebootyourcomputeryourinternetisworkingif
youcan’tgetonlineinnormalmodecallyouroemthankyouandhaveagreatday
*lather*
*rinse*
*repeat*

Comments

[kuang.livejournal.com]

Pagebreaksareyourfriendastheystopyourcommentfsckingupmyfriendspagekthnxbai
*deepbreath*

;)

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

heh.. done.. sorry

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

I hate it when you have time limits for calls, don't you?

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

Heh, I don't really anymore but I've had to repeat that so often it's just how it comes out now.

[greatblondino.livejournal.com]

Your wall of text crits for 100,000 damage.

I feel your pain if you feel mine :P

[phrogg.livejournal.com]

Omigodmyspacebarisbroken!!1

[bassgirl.livejournal.com]

haha.


Not at your calls. That sucks. But the post? Yeah, that's funny.