"Hello, Mom of $student? Hi, this is $name calling from the University's IT department. I'm just calling to tell you that we're working on $student's computer, and I had a question. Unfortunately I'm not able to get a hold of $student, so I was wondering... See, I've backed up all of the documents I could find, but I've got this 4gb of illegally downloaded music, and 5gb of pr0n, and I wanted to know if I should back that up as well, because it will take a lot longer to get the laptop back to $student for him to use it for, ahem, 'school work'."
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Date: 2008-02-15 03:15 pm (UTC)