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[toxico.livejournal.com]

Hi xxxxxxxxx,

I have my computer at home and it’s XP Minillium something like that, but it doesn’t have excel I tried to Download the one from MicroSoft Office for Free, you know Trial period. Anyway I have to do some spreadsheets for work. Is there any assistance you can offer me?

XP Minillium. Mi-Nill-Ee-fucking-Um.

I want to drive a garbage truck up this woman's urethra now pls kthx.

Comments

[wxgeek.livejournal.com]

bahaha :) "What version of windows are you running?" "uh...Windows."

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

Uh... The Micro Soft version of Windows. You know that one, right?

[wxgeek.livejournal.com]

That -used- to make sense when it was DOS :(

[syberghost.livejournal.com]

Hey, the word's only useful once every thousand years.

[jenaiabird.livejournal.com]

I want to drive a garbage truck up this woman's urethra now pls kthx.

wow...

that was...

graphic.



*snicker* "Minillium" heee

[110billion.livejournal.com]

Give her a copy of openoffice and see what she does with it.

[glassarchitect.livejournal.com]

she'll break it.

[canray.livejournal.com]

I want to drive a garbage truck up this woman's urethra now pls kthx.

Aim a little differently, and you can be sure to win a Darwin Award!

[attackgypsy.livejournal.com]

We got told that we don't support anything under Win 2k.

But in the next sentance, it says we still have to troubleshoot the problems anyways.

Does that sound stupid, or what?

[codevixen.livejournal.com]

Wow, I totally didn't catch "Minillium". I thought she'd said "Millenium" all the way up until you had bitched about it twice. ::laugh::

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

I saw "Minillum" and thought "Vanillium?"