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[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

My dad keeps yelling at me to get off the computer (visiting for xmas) because I am talking to STALKERS!!! (he watches Dateline alot).

I keep telling him it's impossible since they live in the country with no internet, but he keeps insisting that I 'can' because I can "pick up DSL from the antenna tower (that's 5 miles away)" He KEEPS insisting that this is how wireless works!

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[mogaribue.livejournal.com]

A/S/L?

[darkmattr.livejournal.com]

Why don't you have a seat right over here...

[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

the naked guy chasing the cat was funny as hell....

"I wasn't doing anything..."

[spacebird.livejournal.com]

There should be a test given before turning on a computer. It will consist of one question: "Do you watch Dateline?" If the user answers yes, the computer refuses to boot and contacts its OEM for retrieval.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Easy, get some tinfoil, wrap it around the computer and tell him it'll filter the stalkers out... works for CIA orbital mind control waves from their satellites too.

[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

I should get a laptop condom and tell him it's to protect my computer from STDs, while I look at porn.

My computer has AIDS.

[canray.livejournal.com]

Actually, back in High School, we had just gotten our shiney new 3 1/2" floppies (With dust covers).

Didn't take an hour for one of my classmates to destroy a Mac Classic, putting the disk in with the cover.

Teacher: "What the hell were you thinking?"

Student: "That it was a condom and going to protect the disk from getting a computer virus."

[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

fuck...

[canray.livejournal.com]

That was what the teacher mouthed.

[canray.livejournal.com]

Bah, they licked the tinfoil hat issue in the late '70s.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Nope, still works... the important point is that it has to be securely grounded, and have no gaps [or if there are they have to be covered by metal mesh].

It's called a Faraday cage.

[canray.livejournal.com]

The Stalker radio waves, yes. The CIA Mind Control System, no.

[manuka.livejournal.com]

Previous (and less successful versions) were called the thuraday cage.

[onyxrising.livejournal.com]

MIT did do an empirical study on the effectiveness of tinfoil hats.

[canray.livejournal.com]

The CIA got to MIT. The ones that try to speak out about it are DOA by MC Hawking.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!

StalkRz on teh intertubes are out to get yuuz!

Even if you're just reading thereg, they can see you through the screen! And through your clothez!


(I love it when I phone support someone, asked them to type in backslash, etc. and nothing happens. I then says the slash above the Return key and they ask if I can see them through the screen.)

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

I keep telling him it's impossible since they live in the country with no internet...

And yet, here you are.

[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

at someone else's house

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

ah, gotcha.

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

i'm not a stalker! i'm a lurker!

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Tell him because it's his computer, they're HIS stalkers. And you're selling them his socks.