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[mtupyro.livejournal.com]

*$BOSS answers office phone and provides this answer to a question asked*
"Well I'm not sure if we have any tubes laying around but I'll take a look for you."

$PYRO to $FEARLESS_LEADER: "Does he want to expand his internets?"

*$FEARLESS_LEADER has to leave office he's laughing so hard*

Comments

[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

I just received an internet yesterday, it was sent to me on Friday.

What is wrong with that?

[phrogg.livejournal.com]

HAHA! It wasn't Ted Stevens on the other end, was it?

[snoopyh42.livejournal.com]

Your variables seem out of sync. Does $BOSS = $FEARLESS_LEADER

[mtupyro.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I was going to specify that and forgot. $FEARLESS_LEADER is $BOSS's boss and director of our department.

[manuka.livejournal.com]

Ah. $GRANDBOSS.

[major-error.livejournal.com]

+10 awesomeness

...not only can you get away with cracking jokes like that, but the upper management actually gets it :D

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

Why oh why does my state keep electing him?

[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

They don't. They fired him along time ago, but apparently the email got lost in the internets.

[adamjaskie.livejournal.com]

Did they check in the P-trap?

[syberghost.livejournal.com]

The internet is a series of rubes.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

This comment is made of win and ouch :/