luser: yeah, put it under $username cause she's the one with the problem
luser: hold on a minute.
-2 or 3 minutes pass, I'm looking at our rising unmber of calls in queue and contemplating hanging up, all I hear is her typing something...-
luser: ok there we go. So I just talked to someone else there like a minute ago and they gave me some instructions to try on $username's pc but I dont have them anymore. Can you tell me what they were?
**headdesk**
really? ya know, if you paid a little more attention you would have gotten it.