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[fuego.livejournal.com]

Customer quote: "I can't get my unit up. Er, I mean I can't get turned on. Um, nevermind. It's just dead."

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[kedemel.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[ptstech.livejournal.com]

Two words...blue pill.

[toxico.livejournal.com]

I apparently won some Internets yesterday. I'd like to share them with you.

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

Everyone sing with me now, OK?

"The internet is for porn!"

[hopefulnebula]

Did you refer him to his friendly local pharmacy?

[trayce.livejournal.com]

"I'll just press the button for the stimulator. I mean elevator."

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Haha!

My cubemate got a similar call awhile back.

CUSTOMER: I can't get it up.
TECH: ... excuse me?
CUSTOMER: I can't get it up. I need you to help me get it up.

Yes... his network connection.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

"Would you like to speak to a medical specialist?"

[donnaidh-sidhe.livejournal.com]

"It's really tight. I can't get my fingers in there."

(In reference to needing to undo a coax cable.)