I give up.

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

I can't take anymore douchebaggery today. BEHOLD:

I have a Trojan Horse named Zlob in my system....I know this because it keeps telling me so....

I then looked around for some anti virus that would kill it...

Yours seemed to be best....though please don't ask why I thought so.

Went to your place and down loaded it....If it wipes Zlob out I would gladly pay for it.....

 

You people really need a programmer that understands how people think.....I used to write code many years ago, but no way is this an offer.....I AM very happily retired thank you...Just wanted my credentials known

 

If some one could tell me how to get Zlob.....I would be very happy  (again)

 

Ohh yes my wife just reminded me,,,,Somehow I got finagled into down loading a Registry Cleaner.....Please advise those folks they will not be receiving any cash.......If your system finds and removes Zlob can expect $20 but no thank yous

That was in haste

Three words: GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.

Comments

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

what on earth is even being said?

[girlfight.livejournal.com]

There's nothing to do but laugh, really.

[pyrtolin.livejournal.com]

I'm losing track of how many IE Defender infections I've had to clean up recently. Makes it even more funny just how far up the wrong tree he's barking.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

My dear ebtb, I do think you've become a Crazy Magnet. Can you burn some sage, or somethin'?

INORITE?

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

there's a couple more from earlier today and yesterday that I am saving for tomorrow - didn't wanna spam the community, but christ these are insane!

Re: INORITE?

[bassgirl.livejournal.com]

Please, keep posting! I'm forwarding them around the office and we're all feeling your pain.

While it is highly amusing to us, I *am* sorry this deluge is happening to you.

[jperegrine.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

I've seen zlob infections not pretty.

And just how do you "Got finagled into downloading a registry cleaner"???

Was there a weaselly salesman in a plaid jacket telling you he had a deal for you?

[zercool.livejournal.com]

It was owned by my own grandmother, and she only cleaned registries on Sunday...

[canray.livejournal.com]

[prismaticdrake.livejournal.com]

Here, have the whole icon.

[canray.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[ptomblin-lj.livejournal.com]

Did this guy actually have a question for tech support, or was he just going out of his way to be an asshole?

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

sadly, that was the entire email.

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

Yes.

*poker face*

.. what?!?

[warsawpact.livejournal.com]

Great advice.

[falnfenix]

i think it was Zlob, taking over his miiiiiiind.

[bitterfun.livejournal.com]

Hey sonny, take this nickle and go mow my lawn. What? Don't you know the value of hard earned money? Kids, these days, ungrateful little punks. Why in my day as a programmer of punch cards...

[jill-idle.livejournal.com]

You people really need a customer that understands how people think.

[canray.livejournal.com]

Zlob, invaded Earth through SETI@Home, and now taking over the InterWebs one tube at a time!

[canray.livejournal.com]

OK, I can't hold it in no more...

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Er... Zlob.

[ptstech.livejournal.com]

*passes the whisky*

You need this more than I do, I think...