You are an idiot

[attackgypsy.livejournal.com]

Thank you for calling XXX Cable Company Tech Support, how can I help you?

"We had a blackout and my computer won't start. I have a black screen here. Now fix it or I'm going to disconnect all of my services. I pay you people alot of money and I expect it to be up and running."

Why do people call their ISP for computer problems. We're not going to fix it for them. Ever.

She had a Compaq. I gave her the numbers for Dell and Toshiba.


Lots of Love,
Me

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You made baby Buddha cry. Also some guy in Bangladesh.

[thudthwacker.livejournal.com]

She had a Compaq. I gave her the numbers for Dell and Toshiba.

And, by thus inflicting her upon their help desks, Samsara, the Wheel of Suffering, continues to turn.

Re: You made baby Buddha cry. Also some guy in Bangladesh.

[agentdanak.livejournal.com]

I was thinking something remarkably similar.

Re: You made baby Buddha cry. Also some guy in Bangladesh.

[sethb.livejournal.com]

We'll see the Dell and Toshiba techs posting here soon.

Re: You made baby Buddha cry. Also some guy in Bangladesh.

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

or inflicting them on her...

Re: You made baby Buddha cry. Also some guy in Bangladesh.

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

This subject line is so full of WIN it's splody!

[lillyflowers.livejournal.com]

"She had a Compaq. I gave her the numbers for Dell and Toshiba."

Which proves that old saying: "Never tick off Tech Support. They will get even"

Toshiba and Dell contact numbers. For an HP product. Brilliant.

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

Oh, I agree. +1.

[upforafight.livejournal.com]

Three words:

Total Destructive Recovery. Makes me smile just thinking about it

[ptomblin-lj.livejournal.com]

Want to bet the blackout was still going on?

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no shit. :/

What They Say !=Reality.

[ptstech.livejournal.com]

What They Say = "I pay you people alot of money..."

Reality = "I have the lowest-price service that you offer, at an introductory rate because I bitched and moaned until your spineless boss extended it. And I'm two months behind."

Re: What They Say !=Reality.

[brothersterno.livejournal.com]

What they say: "I'm losing thousands of dollars an hour!!!!"
Reality: Home DSL circuit at slowest speed with $10 off customer loyalty, already been declared technically not feasible, two years ago.

Re: What They Say !=Reality.

[manuka.livejournal.com]

My standard response to that is that they should have bought a service with an SLA and possibly a backup link as well. Because, after all, if an outage costs them thousands of dollars an hour, surely spending a few hundred bucks a month is no big deal.

They usually shut up about it after that.

Re: What They Say !=Reality.

[brothersterno.livejournal.com]

that's what I say when I'm done laughing.

"Have you heard about our T-1 service? Also, most professionals who rely on their internet connections have a redundant connection"

[liber-cogito.livejournal.com]

Asshole.

Full of Mother-F***ing Win...

[mashiroikaze.livejournal.com]

She had a Compaq. I gave her the numbers for Dell and Toshiba.

That just made me laugh in a way that I have been desperately needing the last few days. Thank you.

[g33klady.livejournal.com]

Totall off topic, I <3 your icon! Fizzgig FTW!