... jesus...

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

i have a little side business selling some shareware that i've written in the past.
i just got this email, a few minutes after someone had ordered one of my products:

hello i purchased the software... how long does it take to come in the mail... i was hoping to download the version directly from your site... please keep me posted...thanks.
Chad

Receipt Number: 2789-9033-8740-5846

On Nov 1, 2007, at 8:33 PM, Valis Keogh wrote:

Thank you for your registration of AutoclickerPRO! Below is a temporary
download link, either click the link or paste the entire url into your
browser. Feel free to email me with any suggestions for updates,
modifications that would make the program better for you.


http://www.valissoft.com/[ LINK TO DOWNLOAD THE FREAKIN' PROGRAM ]


My website has moved to www.valissoft.com , look there for other software
offerings, and updates, we also have new FORUMS
http://www.valissoft.com/forum that makes it easier for us to contact our
users, as well as easier for you to bring up suggestions, and discuss
software with other users.

also, i'd greatly appreciate it if you could email me back with how you
intend to use autoclicker, and any testimonial you may have, so that i can
feature this information on my website!

thanks again,

valis
CEO
Valis Enterprises
www.valissoft.com

.... o_O

SSSIIIIIGGGHHHHH...

Valis (again)

Comments

[bekscilla.livejournal.com]

Wait, he replied to the "click here to download your program" email with "how do i get the program?" Yeah. People are awesome.

[sassyblu]

I HATE it when they say "keep me posted".

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

yyyeeeaaahhhh... that exactly what he did... i ALMOST sent his reply with the first line being:
"uuummmmm...."

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

oh definately, i'll stay RIGHT ON TOP OF IT for him

[ptomblin-lj.livejournal.com]

Yeah, this is par for the course. Today is the first of the month, which means that my Mailman list server sends out a monthly reminder message to all the members of every list. It includes your current list password, and URLs to click if you want to unsubscribe or change various options. And of course, today, as every first of the month, I get email from two people saying "can you please unsubscribe me?" or "if everything is ok, do I need to do anything?" And of course, because there are a few dozen lists on this server, nobody ever tells me what list they mean when they ask questions about "this list".

[bekscilla.livejournal.com]

When I was getting pissed off at one of our teams, I'd copy and paste from case notes and write "as per previous case notes". Do the same with "as per the email you replied to"

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

it never ends...