You choose looser of the day

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luser: so I have this text in a document and it's Quote "All on the left, how do I put it right"
Enough said I think.............

another caller:
me: open my computer and go to C: drive
L: I don't have one
me: yes you do it's called   C: Local Disk
L:no I haven't
me: what do you have then?
L:  3 and a half floppy, dvd-ram drive, local disk C
me: what was the last one?
L: Local disk C
me: sorry??
L: Local disk C........ Oh, sorry about that you must think I'm stupid

Another luser that has reminded me of:
me: open My Computer and .........
L: Your Computer?

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[xforge.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Related rant, with snarkability from both sides of the fence: I'm the Mac guy and I was out one day when one of the Mac people had some kind of problem. One of my less-clued-in associates tried to go help, sat down at her machine, grabbed the mouse and said... "Where's 'My Computer?'"

The natural response of course... "On 'Your Desk?'"

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To reboot your computer click on "Start"

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Technically, you *are* "start"ing to shutdown.

[cjkline83.livejournal.com]

I love that last one. YOUR COMPUTER?!?

[thudthwacker.livejournal.com]

L: Local disk C........ Oh, sorry about that you must think I'm stupid

The user recognized his foolishness, and didn't try to make it your fault. Sadly, these two attributes serve to make this one of the better support calls to show up in this community.

[kyidyl.livejournal.com]

e: open My Computer and .........
L: Your Computer?

I've had this one....in real life. I was ranting about random people and there was this aquantience of mine who was there. And he said the follow:

Him:"tech people are so stupid."
(he's just listened to me rant and knows it's my job, but he's a retard and is trying to contribute to the conversation)Me:*arched eyebrow* Oh?
Him: Yeah. This one time, I called them, and they wouldn't help me. they kept telling me to click on on My computer.
Me:*cringes, knowing what's coming*
Him: and I was all "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLICK ON YOUR COMPUTER, You're an IDIOT"
Me: *sigh* It's an icon. On your desktop.
Him: How am I supposed to click on something on his desk??
Me: *DESKTOP* Not, DESK.
Him: Whatever, the tech person was dumb, how am I supposed to click on his computer?
Me, with years of frustration behind this one word: DUMBASS. You. Are. An. Idiot. It's MY COMPUTER. On _your_ Desktop. Arrgh! >.<

It was my most retarded RL conversation. Ever.