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[hiroe.livejournal.com]

Begad, we finally know what causes them zombies. (Brimstone falls from sky, crashes in Peru, now some 600 lubbers be cursed.)

They say dead men tell no tales; but when those dead men get back up, wantin to bite ye? Well, that's gotta be the work of the Devil, sez i. Clearly cursed, they are. And be warned: they give no quarter. They bite ye, you'll be cursed too, lads. Slashin at 'em with your blade does naught; although removin' the head seems to stop 'em alright.

Blimey. I should be mindin' the ship, but them cursed has me spooked.

Comments

[arkady.livejournal.com]

The words "active volcanic region" suggest anything to you?

[hiroe.livejournal.com]

I am disinclined to acquiesce to yer reality.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Because playing murdering bastards is always so much more glamorous than the truth, isn't it?

Jesus lady, what crawled up your asshole and died? Lay off.

[hiroe.livejournal.com]

Because being a complete killjoy and ruining other people's harmless fun is always so much more glamorous than letting them be; $deity forbid you should maybe even try playing along.

Re: Jesus lady, what crawled up your asshole and died? Lay off.

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

Win!

Re: Jesus lady, what crawled up your asshole and died? Lay off.

[turningallblue.livejournal.com]

+1

[yndy.livejournal.com]

Much as I love Talk Like a Pirate day (I do!) and Comet and ESPECIALLY Zombies...
what does this have to do with Tech Support?

[hiroe.livejournal.com]

I was at work when i posted it. Instead of ranting about the same old crap, i decided to go with a little whimsy.

Besides: in the event of a zombie outbreak, who would you trust more? Mundanes, or geeks?

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

Zombies eat brains. Ergo geeks will be the first to fall. Alas.

[hiroe.livejournal.com]

Surely you're not suggesting that the "how do i turn this thing off?" general public is going to deal with the threat more effectively than we will?

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

Didn't say anything about who would deal with the threat more effectively. I just said who would be the zombies' first choice for a meal.

[hiroe.livejournal.com]

...I wasn't aware zombies had a foodsource preference?

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

Zombies eat brains. But you don't have to take my word for it; take the zombies' (http://laughingsquid.com/massive-zombie-outbreak-in-san-francisco-memphis/) words (http://www.npr.org/templates/dmg/dmg_wmref_em.php?id=6603561&type=7&date=&au=1&pid=31457614&random=1661454350&guid=00019E95C87F06F34245C0F861626364&upf=Win32&mtype=WM&ssid=&topicName=Music&subtopicName=Music&prgCode=WESUN&hubId=-1&thingId=6603466&tableModifier=) instead (http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9723086-7.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-20).

[ace-brickman.livejournal.com]

ah, the sweet smell of Commiseration. It's in the rules.. :-) (http://community.livejournal.com/techsupport/profile)

[yndy.livejournal.com]

You seriously have no clue.

Commiseration != Zombies

[yndy.livejournal.com]

Oh and the first line of the profile:
For Technical Support Reps to say everything you always wanted to say to a customer, without losing your job.

Last I checked, "there's a comet in Peru" hardly qualifies...

But since the O.P. made a valid argument for his post, I left it at that.
Your response was inept and invalid.