My week, in haiku.
Sep. 7th, 2007 12:21 pmMy phone rings again
Someone with their hair on fire
"..What did you break now?"
Control-X, eat me
your machines are total crap
why did we buy these?
Bought a used Bennett
to replace that damn shit-box
could have saved 10k
"The machine is fixed."
"So we can take x-rays now?"
"just don't abuse it."
"Radiography,
does she have a license for?"
"...no, does that matter?"
On call, four AM
not allowed a week's vacay?
you should pay me more!
Sir, are you human?
I am a meat popsicle!
Thank you, carry on.
edit:
I need to get out
writing haiku about work
save me from this place.
Someone with their hair on fire
"..What did you break now?"
Control-X, eat me
your machines are total crap
why did we buy these?
Bought a used Bennett
to replace that damn shit-box
could have saved 10k
"The machine is fixed."
"So we can take x-rays now?"
"just don't abuse it."
"Radiography,
does she have a license for?"
"...no, does that matter?"
On call, four AM
not allowed a week's vacay?
you should pay me more!
Sir, are you human?
I am a meat popsicle!
Thank you, carry on.
edit:
I need to get out
writing haiku about work
save me from this place.
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Date: 2007-09-07 05:03 pm (UTC)WHAT A CONICIDENCE ZOMG.
A++ creative effort, btw.
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Date: 2007-09-07 05:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-07 05:37 pm (UTC)to negotiate! (bang bang)
...so, Anyone else?
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Date: 2007-09-07 05:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-07 07:42 pm (UTC)in time with katamari
how did you do this?
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Date: 2007-09-07 07:51 pm (UTC)the screams of tiny children
keep her dancing along.
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Date: 2007-09-07 07:59 pm (UTC)user is also taking
icon for the win
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Date: 2007-09-07 07:43 pm (UTC)Can I steal it from you?
And if you say no
I'll still steal it
Thx to the internets and
My leet pirate skillz.
:P
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Date: 2007-09-07 07:48 pm (UTC)No clue who made the icon
But it made me lawlz.
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Date: 2007-09-07 07:57 pm (UTC)I should start using them more
But I'd look so lame.
Does anyone else find this as entertaining as I am right now?
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Date: 2007-09-08 03:15 am (UTC)use known 5-7-5 form
with the
how many will rise
to the challenge given them (http://community.livejournal.com/efw/165557.html?mode=reply)
will our heroes win?
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Date: 2007-09-08 05:32 am (UTC)Outlines another challenge:
Sonnets, anyone?