When your eyes glaze over

[mouser.livejournal.com]

"His ethernet card is fried. He can't get use the internet until I replaced it."

"Well, why isn't he responding to his e-mail?"

(Ten second pause while I *try* to figure out if she's serious.)

"Ooooh! E-Mail goes over the internet! Right!"



These are the days I remind myself why I don't have a bottle in my office. Drinking before 9:00am is a bad thing.

Comments

[alstaria.livejournal.com]

But after 10am it's perfectly fine!

-al, who is only semi-seriously considering spiking the office lunch punch.

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

No it's not. That's why the gods made Bloody Mary brunches and mimosas. (That and eggs Benedict just taste funny with bourbon and seven.)

[spooforbrains.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a support ticket we got one morning. Customer sent us the following email:

"Dear xx,

Our email is not working.

Regards,

Customer"

[mouser.livejournal.com]

"Dear Customer,

This cannot be repaired.

Reguards,

BoFH"