You know the call isn't going well when .....

[wo1verine.livejournal.com]

Customer wants to know how you can see the files she is dragging around on her computer

When changing her password on company website you use something simple and she accused you of being terrorist

Accused you of not really working for your company even though she called you

Customer accuses your company of installing software on her computer and then removing it so she couldn't find it any more.

Oi. :) Gotta love software customers.

Comments

[trenthamfamily.livejournal.com]

Hm...weird people I suppose!

Fuck with 'em

[hoffman-log.livejournal.com]

For example:

"You've caught us, ma'am. We're actually a sleeper cell of the al qaeda terrorist network. We've hacked into your computer to gain useful information on you, because we believe you to be a critical factor in national security."

Hope a manager isn't listening, or they're recording the convo...

_MaH