WTF?

[commonsensehere.livejournal.com]

Don't come to me and ask me why I shut the power off.

Just because I am in IT and Computers use electricity doesn't mean I control the electricity.

Since you insist that this is my fault and I need to turn it back on cause you lost your spread sheet(lame flash internet game) I will call god up for you and scold him causing it to storm.

head desk repeatedly with the faint sound of the ER in the background.

Comments

[mouser.livejournal.com]

UPS on a switched outlet.

"Yea, I moved it and ignored it when I turned off the light and it started beeping (for the last six months) and it's all your fault that... Where did you get that knife?"

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

Last night, I visited a house that, as it was originally wired, had all the electrical _outlets_ in the rec room on a dimmer. The VCR definately did not appreciate it.

[shadedspriter.livejournal.com]

phone up god with him in the office.

"Hello God, I like to complain about you turning off this guys power. Oh! what's that you needed to make the plants grow and this guy is an idiot. I will be sure to pass this on."

turn to the guy and say

"God thinks you are an idiot."

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

The Correct answer, when any user begins with Why did you... is to say;

Because I (we) hate you. And I can.

Then turn your back on user and get back to your SMAC/X game.