Dude.

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Do NOT get snippy with my voice mail because you have no internet access and you just CANNOT access your teaching materials.  No, I really don't care that you NEED this to work for your class tomorrow.    I'm going to go all John Malkovich on your ass and tell you this:  It's beyond my control.   I cannot wave my magic sparklee tech wand and fix a fiber cut.  

Next time, how about checking the outages list before you go off , kthanksbai.