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Tech Support HELL
A Lesson in the Hatred of Humanity
Made my day.
Made my day.
Jun
.
26th
,
2007
08:38 pm
darkblade1.livejournal.com
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I just talked to a customer named:
Janice O'Realy
Haha!
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Date:
2007-06-27 04:39 am (UTC)
From:
kyidyl.livejournal.com
Nice...
I've talked to John Stewart, the guy near my got Elizabeth Hurley today, and there's a Toy Glasscock out there too.
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Date:
2007-06-27 05:03 am (UTC)
From:
heuteistmeintag.livejournal.com
someone at work is named Joy Giggle
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Date:
2007-06-27 06:38 am (UTC)
From:
blasphemy.livejournal.com
The MD of our company is John Smith.
I've had a Daniella Dolphin before.
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Date:
2007-06-27 06:58 am (UTC)
From:
soruk.livejournal.com
Someone made the mistake of sticking his head above the parapet at a global corporate teleconference event and introducing himself with:
"Hi, I'm Randy Tosser."
Now, to you Americans that might seem like a perfectly harmless name. But to us Brits that (approximately) translates as "Hi, I'm a horny wanker."
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Date:
2007-06-27 10:59 am (UTC)
From:
trixtah.livejournal.com
Oh. Dear. I'd change my name. Both of them.
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Date:
2007-06-27 04:20 pm (UTC)
From:
jecook
*dies laughing*
*sigh*
Date:
2007-06-27 04:23 pm (UTC)
From:
bonivus.livejournal.com
::attaches a not to
jecook
's face with lettering facing inward that states "WE MISS YOU", rummages through the wallet for 50 silver, and casts Rebirth::
Re: *sigh*
Date:
2007-06-27 04:24 pm (UTC)
From:
jecook
::pushes the large tauren back through the Azeroth gate::
SHeesh. Just when I think I've gotten that crew settled down...
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Date:
2007-06-27 09:02 pm (UTC)
From:
wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com
HA!! That completely made my day.
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Date:
2007-06-29 11:51 am (UTC)
From:
fuzzyr.livejournal.com
Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work.
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Date:
2007-06-29 05:06 pm (UTC)
From:
soruk.livejournal.com
You're absolutely welcome ;)
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Date:
2007-06-27 07:07 am (UTC)
From:
jon787.livejournal.com
NO WAI!
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Date:
2007-06-27 12:08 pm (UTC)
From:
snarl817.livejournal.com
I've got you beat. A customer's name was Dick Knipple. Not Richard, or Rick...but Dick. Dick Knipple.
o.O
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Date:
2007-06-27 05:43 pm (UTC)
From:
ateji.livejournal.com
I've had a "Sur Render" on the phone multiple times. Definitely his real name, since our database queries Social Security Administration regularly. XD
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Date:
2007-06-27 06:19 pm (UTC)
From:
wignersfriend.livejournal.com
My IT career has been all internal support, so no new names, but I did used to work as an I-9 auditor. My favorite name was "Lucky Charms Starr".
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Date:
2007-06-27 09:05 pm (UTC)
From:
wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com
At my very first job, the office had a list of unusual customer names, including:
Jewel Rebox
Kitty Litter
Max Wellhouse
Easter Lamb
Curt N. Rodd
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Date:
2007-06-27 09:21 pm (UTC)
From:
darkblade1.livejournal.com
I think the other one i'll never forget is Mary Weiner.
That was a funny one too.
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Date:
2007-06-27 09:37 pm (UTC)
From:
blossomingfire.livejournal.com
No, O'Reilly!
/wiggles
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Date:
2007-06-28 12:52 am (UTC)
From:
prozacnation.livejournal.com
I don't know why this made me LOL.
:)
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Date:
2007-06-28 06:14 am (UTC)
From:
kerberos.livejournal.com
One of mine is Dick mood.
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Date:
2007-07-02 08:27 pm (UTC)
From:
amberite.livejournal.com
I can't believe no one has responded YA REALY! yet.
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Date:
2007-07-06 09:09 pm (UTC)
From:
tysolna
;)
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Date: 2007-06-27 04:39 am (UTC)I've talked to John Stewart, the guy near my got Elizabeth Hurley today, and there's a Toy Glasscock out there too.
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Date: 2007-06-27 05:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-27 06:38 am (UTC)I've had a Daniella Dolphin before.
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Date: 2007-06-27 06:58 am (UTC)"Hi, I'm Randy Tosser."
Now, to you Americans that might seem like a perfectly harmless name. But to us Brits that (approximately) translates as "Hi, I'm a horny wanker."
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Date: 2007-06-27 10:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-27 04:20 pm (UTC)*sigh*
Date: 2007-06-27 04:23 pm (UTC)Re: *sigh*
Date: 2007-06-27 04:24 pm (UTC)SHeesh. Just when I think I've gotten that crew settled down...
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Date: 2007-06-27 09:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-29 11:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-29 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-27 07:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-27 12:08 pm (UTC)o.O
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Date: 2007-06-27 05:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-27 06:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-27 09:05 pm (UTC)Jewel Rebox
Kitty Litter
Max Wellhouse
Easter Lamb
Curt N. Rodd
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Date: 2007-06-27 09:21 pm (UTC)That was a funny one too.
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Date: 2007-06-27 09:37 pm (UTC)/wiggles
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Date: 2007-06-28 12:52 am (UTC):)
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Date: 2007-06-28 06:14 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-07-06 09:09 pm (UTC)