Die, mortal fiend.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

It takes a lot to rile me. I'm medium-thick-skinned, and can understand that if you've been having problems for a while or the last rep was rude, you're upset. You're running a Mac, and we don't have a lot of Mac customers, but our onsite tech had done all the right things and your computer had all the correct settings, so a little less "it's your $ISP's fault it's not working" would have been nice. Especially when we discovered that the reason your Macintosh was still picking up a home network was that your airport was still turned on in the corner. Maybe it was too much for me to expect an apology. Less self-righteous attitude, however, might have been in order.

But your response to the standard "So is there anything else I can help you with?" was purile, infantile, arrogant, sexist, offensive and completely undeserved, considering that I had just sorted out your own technical error.

Consider yourself lucky I didn't report you for abuse.

mutter mutter "you can come and do my washing for me" indeed. Creep.

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[alchemon.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

I'd much prefer you made me pancakes. The last time I had pancakes made by you they were amazing! I'll offer trade for coffee, just like last time. :)

PS: Boo!

PPS: I seem to be saying "Boo" to a lot of people in here lately. :P

[trayce.livejournal.com]

Hahah boo to you from me too!

Its an invasion of burnt out crazy Melburnians... fleeee.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

You, sir, have always behaved as a gentleman towards me. And I will gladly make you pancakes. With glee.

BTW, looking forward to seeing you at Nemesis. With your camera. I want photos of my companions :-)

[batboymaxx.livejournal.com]

That's messed up. And I dunno... I would have reported Creep for that comment. :(

[alchemon.livejournal.com]

This coming weekend or the next? Not that it matters much, as I should be at both. I just want to make sure I don't forget!

[darkrosetiger.livejournal.com]

I'd say that's grounds for a smackdown. I'd be happy to come down and do it for you.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Fucker. Any way of having to carry out "line testing" every day for a month or so between the hours of 6-9pm?

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

the correct come back would have been:
"Why am I not surprised that you have problems operating a washing machine, sir?"

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

The Pirate Party.

Arrrrrr!

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

Head on over, then. I'd love to point you in his direction, then sit back and watch...

[brothersterno.livejournal.com]

I would have accidentally clicked on the unbind button and taken service down, and put it in the notes that the customer disconnected the call. and then go on break.